this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

I love how you think

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