Im gonna go to the theater just to watch this to piss of the conservatives lol
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Kal-El is an anchor baby!!! lol
He's litteraly immigrant. It's objective fact. What he's talking about? He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?
He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?
That sounds exactly like something this twerp would say
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Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.
Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.
"Name?"
"Kal-El"
"Clark Kent, got it."
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Yeah he made a mistake, superman isn't a immigrant, he's a refugee
Superman isn't just an immigrant. He's a refugee when his home was destroyed by civil war. He came to the USA and made it better because he's an immigrant.
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A good movie is going to do well. This is just called marketing! Like the fight between elon and trump it’s all an illusion to grab your attention.
Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..
He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.
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Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.
Dean Cain can lick a sweaty nutsack. An embarrassment in the history of Superman casting.
Him and Kevin Sorbo can lick boots together while they swap stories about how they used to play strong guys on TV but now spend their time being weak-willed sheep IRL.
Dean Cain was absolute shit as 'Murica's favorite mascot — regardless of the unavoidable fact that the character came from another world in every single iteration across all mediums ...so far. 😶
Fuck you and your fetid career, you dumbass, Dean. 🖕🏼🤣
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Dean Cain has been a bitch for years...
He drank the maga Kool aid a long time ago
Who? The only things I recall about that show were real, and were spectacular.
Check out Model Minority by Cory Doctorow.
It's about an unnamed superhero (who wears a red cape, and a spandex suit with a big S on it, and is engaged to a journalist named Lois, and his best friend/rival is named Bruce (who has a bat-themed alter ego)... anyway) who realizes that the cops are just beating people up and hiding it, so he makes a stand, but isn't quite sure about how to do so.
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Dollar Store Jerry O'Connell is still around? Figured he'd have drank himself to death about 10 years after Lois and Clark ended.