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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

whoever that is made a mistake of opening his mug.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He's the Ripley's believe it or not guy, and had a superman series that didn't do well for like 3 or 4 seasons. He's super right wing and super douchey sorta like the dude that ruined Andromeda Kevin sorbo.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Like Sorbo, Cain is a fraud who only turned into an ultra-right God-botherer because it was a convenient way to hand-wave away a tanking career and find a new one being a (washed up) celebrity mouthpiece for a messianic death cult.

No, Hollywood didn't stop calling because you're a walking meme about corny 90s television. Its because they're all woke homosexual Satanists and who hate real American conservative Christians who tuck-in their t shirts and have missionary-only sex with their wife.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It's shitty because I liked Andromeda but it was Kevin sorbo that killed the storyline and made it... whatever it was that last season.