this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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[โ€“] Yaenntz@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

Only the good die young.

[โ€“] housewife@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 404@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can't hear what she's saying here:

"Not a bit good. Not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart [??? and garly ruin on egg ???] to make sure she never comes back."

[โ€“] housewife@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

โ€œNot a bit of good. Not a bit. Iโ€™d put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back.โ€

[โ€“] chaos@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago

Stake through her heart and garlic 'round her neck

[โ€“] vaguerant@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago