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[–] jimmux@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Gaaaaaay!

(Am I doing it right?)

Yeah exactly. It's not the real 1995 unless you can get called a slur for not hyperbolically performing your agab like it was a Tony award performance.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I guess you had to be there.

And happy to not still be there.

I was there, but the time you're referring to is 2005ish

In 95' a different Seal was performing

No and that’s pretty fucking queer, buddy. /s

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (15 children)

Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, and who said all these kids could be on my lawn???

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org -2 points 4 days ago

That stupid little flashy light? Do you think of tamagochis? Because my phone has access to all the knowlege on the planet.

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[–] lena 2 points 3 days ago

I saw this exact same sign in a restaurant in Newfoundland

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

I once was in a lunch group where one of the people honestly asked the restaurant staff about wifi, standing almost next to this sign. The guy smugly pointed at the sign and said nothing.

It was cringy for everyone involved.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Is that Lighthouse Coffee?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 4 days ago

Back in January I went into a Bagel Me! and it looked like New York City from the 90s as depicted in tv and movie. Such a weird feeling.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sign looks like it really blocks access to those refrigerators. is it even necessary to be so obnoxious about your lousy cheap lack of WiFi? Just have a little sign that says “no WiFi” if that is even really necessary, without being sarcastic about it.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Oh that’s a counter lol. The perspective is weird here to me. Almost looks like a little bench or something.

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