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[–] shoo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What am I, some kind of fae creature?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

pillowpants?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] GenXLiberal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Cheeto puff

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Chicken dumpling soup.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Don't call him ass

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Peanut butter. Seems fitting.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago
[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Olive with feta

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] waggz@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Beef Sausage Stick

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

What did the bad hamster do to you?

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Hi Adobo 🥰

[–] hpucks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

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[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Homemade pork sausages

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Noodle Salad is an awesome name.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Rib sammich

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

A bag of dicks

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sir Ham Burger Lord of The Grill

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago
[–] SanPe_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
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