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Lord of the memes

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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago

tattoos on the left hand say "toes", yet they are fingers

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 11 hours ago

It says MS-13.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's funnier if you look at it as a single photo rather than two.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Boil em mash em put em on a tattoo

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 12 hours ago

His left hand just says "TOES", lol

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

P R E C I O U S in old English script across the upper part of smegols back.

Frodo has S H A R E T H E L O A D across the small of his back.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. 🤣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

NGL, if I'm rockin' these IRL, it's a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world — but, still. Not off the list.🤘🏼

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Oh no, Rudy’s going to be sent to a Salvadoran Gulag!

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

One homie to rule them all!

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Replace the 'O's with 'U's and the story changes considerably.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Oh it took me a second but I see what they were getting at with it being spelled out:

Puta tu es, "whore you are" in Spanish.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well, that doesn't sound like consent, friend.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yes, and there's a lubrication/justification joke in there, for sure. 😜

BTW, and not to deflate the fun 😅 I feel this is a fair opportunity to remind everyone here, in passing : "impaired" == unable to consent. That goes for anyone, including yourself.

Have a blast, live deliciously and according to your whatever inspires you — just, do it with awareness, ya know? 🥰

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why are the two Os written in two different styles? AI gen?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

You're assuming the chosen tattooer doesn't have class to match?