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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago

Daily reminder to all ICE agents. By signing up for ICE, you have signed yourself up for a lifetime of fear and criminal liability. There are Nazi concentration camp guards that were tried for their crimes in their 90s. There is no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. Your names are recorded; your deeds are known. And you will face justice for your crimes. And do not count on a blanket pardon saving you. Crimes against humanity are violations of international law that cannot be pardoned.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

It's astounding how fucking dumb these people are.

Alcatraz and Auschwitz are interchangeable whenever they're spoken.

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Bless her heart.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

Every day I open Lemmy and go "what they doin over there" at all the Americans. It's like my very own fascism terrarium. I get to enjoy it until the coup my government again

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

What's going on is we live in a country with A LOT of racists and one of them is in the Oval Office, giving the thumbs up to the other racists, telling them their racism is not only acceptable, but desirable.

And a bunch of other people who are not racist, but very stupid, decided to make stupid decisions last November, allowing the racists to flourish.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

Why tf is that limp pastry wearing a flack jacket?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Imagine bragging about more prisons in your state. Like that's your fucking platform? How does that enrich the citizen's lives?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There is a perverse logic to increasing GDP by employing every white male to round up and detain mexicans. But aligators are taking white jobs, now.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

And anyone who knows alligators would know they ain't down for the job! My swamp puppies eat anything regardless of skin tone.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I am a South Carolinian. This vile person in no way represents the will of most South Carolinians. I am constantly embarrassed by our politicians. If people of good will in thus state woke up and just went to the polls, we could end the tenure of this evil fool and so many others, but it never happens. I am so very tired of this perpetuation of evil, and I'm so heart sick that so much of it comes from the people I grew up with.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Unfortunately, people of good will rarely have the willingness to go along with it.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

That’s if you believe in the continued integrity of our elections, which let’s be honest, was always a tenuous thing at best. Since 2000, it’s been a slippery fucking slope

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What for me about the new concentration camp was that it would have 1000 inmates but cost 500 million a year to run.

Like wtf? You could buy them all a fucking house each for that. Every year. But hey, fuck food stamps right.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The goal isn't to safely and effectively house people awaiting due process for immigration offenses.

The goal is to create a brutal inhumane quasi-death camp to eradicate scapegoat ethnicities and to provide a slush fund for pro-Nazi state governments and their jackbooted SS.

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

A damn nice house, too

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Timothy 2:11 reads I ain't gotta listen to no woman get back in the kitchen.

Or something like that.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren't virgins on their wedding night.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

GET YOUR ROCKS HERE

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they're not that big on object permanence.

If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago

Also they're generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn't be fucked to give you any grief.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

That, and alligators don't really see people as food, unless you are a small child playing near the edge of the water at dusk. They can be defensive of their personal space and breeding territory, but they'd much rather be 10ft away from you than attacking you.

Source: Spent a week kayaking in a burning swamp absolutely filled with alligators. They just want to sit in the sun and be left the fuck alone.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 56 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

if Nazi Germany was around today, this is the type of shit SS officiers would post on their social media, just to be clear. They are all powerhungry violators of human rights and should ALL be trialed accordingly

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

They're the same picture.img

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Second Amendment

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Gun-hating libtard here.

I'm starting the process of getting heavily armed. Everyone else should be doing the same. Help your friends and family get armed and trained.

You can't ask fascism to step down. You put it down.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

Also the whole "tree of liberty" and its need to be fertilized.

[–] selfdefense420@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

it's the only answer and i don't see how more people don't recognize that. we have to shout if from the rooftops if we want to react in time to prevent a full collapse.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

Rooftops?

::Korea Towning intensifies::

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