uwu
I would much prefer if someone began their flirting process with a plain and obvious statement.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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would it be terribly uncomfortable if you were able to allow me the honor of licking your butthole?
am I doing this right?
Even better if a person simply asked if it was OK to flirt with me first. I also feel like it opens up the silliness a bit. Then, you can’t really blame them if it just sounds dumb. Like, they warned you!
M'butthole
/tips tongue
If by flirting you mean making really obvious lewd innuendos, I know exactly what I am doing. Do you want me to fix your pipes or should I 'fix' your 'pipes?' 😏
Are you threatening me?
I would like my pipes to win the next horse race, yes
I like how those chat bubbles align on the right.
What platform is that?
Dunno but Signal and Threema look like that.
Facebook Messenger
Meanwhile me:
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Women thinking that I am flirting when I am not;
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Women thinking I am not interested while me being in love with them.