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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Police don't typically execute search warrants alone. If I knew that specific policeman was a vampire I would address his partner(s) individually and invite them in, but I would not invite the vampire. Explaining to them why he was staying outside would be his problem.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In this same vein, if a vamp-cop's partner entered the home, then invited the vamp-cop in, would the vamp-cop be able to enter then?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Good question, and I dunno, but I wouldn't think an invitee has the power to invite others. Seems kind of dodgy.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago

Only the people living there can invite a vampire in.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But what if I trust the vampire cop more than the cop? At least the vampire cop admits he's a bloodsucker.

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

he could enter but he wouldn't without permission as his vampyrical torment exists deeper than his protect and sever police man gentle nudges.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Now I'm thinking about a homeless schizophrenic guy living in his mind palace forcing vampires out is "house" through sheer belief since that seems to have some effect on vampires depending on the lore

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A... Men... Let's start with grammar.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If we're going by carpe jugulum rules - yes.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Gotta rewatch Forever Knight I guess.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That wouldn't stop him.

At least if the MF is already like this on a flat surface.

[–] thirtyfold8625@thebrainbin.org 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I believe that a vampire is a representation of exploitative forces that you invite into your own life but could avoid if you chose to. A policeman is hard to avoid, especially if they have a warrant. Therefore, a vampire cannot be a policeman in the first place, since the state of being a policeman overwhelms the state of being a vampire.

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[–] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

I sent this to my friend group and got the response that if you pay taxes, they can enter with the warrant alone.

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