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sorry if I missed it what did they do lol?
Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt.
Guilty ass charged
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Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨
explosive diarrhea can happen, also things like Intussusception when your intestines folds onto each other, like sleeve of a sweather(it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor). or your intestines gets so blocked you will be vomiting your own waste.
it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor
There seems to be a word missing there and I usually don't criticize for that kind of mistake, but in this case it seems REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT.
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the death metal bands have been trying to warn us for so long, just no one can understand what they're saying
Beth makes the best stories.
OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣
It is a thing of beauty!
wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse
another similar thing can happen, where your intestines gettin blocked, and you vomit out your own poop.
Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious
I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine.