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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 6 days ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o

(Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)

(Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Damn, do I have to move to New York now?

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 6 days ago

I don't want this future!

...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I'm a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!

I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I'm a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT'S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

That's 🔥

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 203 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 142 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 135 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes. Correct. That is what I said.

... 2nd German I've run into in the last 24 hours that doesn't read English very well...

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll spell it out for you: do you expect someone without any speck of empathy to say "no" when told to berhe public face of such decisions?

I could have been less cryptic

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

No, no I do not.

Which is why I specifically highlighted that Noem is a demon person, by including the puppy killing reference.

So... there was no need to re-confirm that Noem is a demon person... because my original sentence implied this, by pointing out that she killed her own puppy.

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[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 58 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

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