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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the church of uncle bob would like to speak to you about the sins of commenting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

*furiously waves book around*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Will each level of smaller clocks get one additional hour?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

someone else's code would have the wrong values.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

@Vordimous Wait for daylight saving time...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Is that when all of the devs write the comments on the line after the code?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It should have the numbers change in the middle like a digital clock but look like the numbers on a clock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

When you ask a Dev to test their own code

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

@Vordimous @linuxgal when I see this sort of thing when reviewing PRs, I write words to the effect of "tell me WHY it's doing that, not WHAT it's doing". The "what" is usually obvious from the code and thus not worthy of comment. The "why" will enlighten your colleagues (and future you).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is this clock wrong half the time or am I just dumb?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what times do you think might be wrong?

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