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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 71 points 6 days ago (3 children)

office space had some great eye opening lessons:

  • you can say no to overtime
  • some tasks are totally not important, and its insanely important to have a priority order, otherwise you go insane.
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I feel like the real lesson from Office Space is the importance of having an exit strategy.

People work in grey cubicals or Applebee's because they feel like they don't have a choice. Everyone in these jobs is unhappy, because if they believed in their ability to find happiness elsewhere they would already be gone.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I set low initial expectations at my job, automated and simplified nearly every task. I work less than 20 hours a week on average. I have time for basically all my hobbies and get to spend tons of time with my kid and wife. It may be a grey cubicle and annoying but it pays well and i can get fulfillment elsewhere. Feel like anybody trying to get fulfilling experiences from work is looking at the picture upside down

[–] AnalogousFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Hey what the hell do ya do for work?

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

That movie was extremely cathartic to watch

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[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Unironically, Street Fighter. That scene where he says, "For you, the day Bison graced your village was one of the most important days of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

I think about it a lot in dealing with other people. It was supposed to make him sound like even more of a jerk, but I actually think it's a good commentary on what it's like to deal with the public. Imagine being a doctor. Sometimes, you get to deliver good news. Sometimes bad. Sometimes you can do something, and sometimes you just can't. If the doctor tried to care as much as the patients, they'd be emotionally destroyed in short order. For them, it HAS to just be a Tuesday.

[–] jeff@programming.dev 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mad Men: I feel bad for you. I don't think about you at all.

Similar vibe, but I think about this scene/meme a lot as well.

Likewise, Don Draper is being an asshole in the scene. But, in reality most people don't think about you.

They could say something that offended you. They are going to forget about it. So there is no need to be upset, chances are they forgot about it.

You could say something dumb or embarrassing. People are going to forget almost immediately.

[–] Stowaway@midwest.social 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If only I could forget all the dumb shit I do or say...

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[–] svtdragon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

There's a scene in Scrubs about this.

https://youtu.be/0RGCWPtKIhM

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I saw the Lord of the Rings as a teenager and now all I wanna do is sit around barefoot, smoke pipe and cook, eat and drink with friends. And everyone has to leave their bullshit at the door.

No wizards!

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Renfield.

I know it's violent, campy, and corny, but it's a damn good lesson in what Narcissistic Personality Disorder is and what it does to people. It helped me frame my own abuse and trauma at the hands of abuser's NPD, in ways that helped me break free from those people later on. Moreover, once you've been victimized this way, one has a tendency to fall back into bad habits with abusers. The film just gave me something profound to recall when exercising mindfulness around this cycle, and how to exit quickly.

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

Similar experience for me with the Babadook. It illustrates that you will never be rid of your mental problems and trauma, that trying to be cured or normal is a fool's errand. They're things you'll have to deal with forever, and the more you confront them the less they'll control you.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Training day made me realize I wanted to be a dirty cop

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Thanks for sharing your story #inspirational

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

The best part about this movie was the build-up to the pizzas. They shadow mention the pizzas a few times, and you see him really take down other things. Hard to watch, but when they finally DID show up. I was fucking ready to watch this guy take down two larges.

It was almost a magical moment. The movie is awesome. Everyone else refuses to watch it with me. Personally, I have only seen it once, but will take the journey with another willing human. Its a great film.

Death Race 2000 made me realize what I want to do with my life.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But if I lose weight all the people who called me a retarded fatass my entire childhood win.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

If you keep the weight they'll be double right. If you lose the weight they'll only be half right!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

But have you avoided getting smarter too? If not, then they've already won.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Welcome to tthe NHK made me try to be more social. I'm still pretty anxious but it's slowly getting y little better.

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