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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's pretty great that the Warlock's patron doesn't know what would actually be considered a curse for a typical mortal.

Like when Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer dresses up as a bunny rabbit for Halloween because she's a demon and thinks rabbits are scary.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

That was not the bunny costume I was hoping for.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My party artificer, making a sheering kit...

[–] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may sheer it, but it grows back almost instantly. ;)

[–] Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yay, infinite money glitch, let's retire from adventurer life and just become wool traders

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Or every fabric woven out of that wool slowly turns the wearer mad or into a follower of the patreon.

^But mooom this sweater is sooooo fluffy^

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Then make an Alchemy Jug. I don't need the sheep for an infinite money glitch.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

We will kill him.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

What do I have to do to get two?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lady Marshmallow travels like a Wooloo.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And it's not even a shiny... which means Lady Marshmallow survived the great Wooloo massaker.