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I knew there was more to the baguettes (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Related classic:

Banana knife

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

First phones, now knives, bananas are remarkably versatile

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the deal here? It's just a bread knife.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But that's the point. You don't need a knife to cut baguette. Just break it. With a knife, the Fr*nch can eat real bread, or "Schwarzbrot" as we call it in Germany

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gatekeeping ze bread.

Bäckermeister

(Fwiw, the thing he is holding up is not a Schwarzbrot. Might be whole wheat or just wheat but colored with malt.)

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Hmmm, malt

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is a painful baguette.

They all are, but so is that one.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

painful

I see you speak Fr*nch

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Well, off to visit your mother!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.