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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The US public transportation, especially the passenger rail network is fucking pathetic.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I mean, some of this is just silly and entirely based on the locations involved. For instance, a flight from Chicago to Florida is going to be cheaper and faster than Rail, and you’re not going to just hop off wherever the hell you want. And no you can’t just hop on the next one, you miss your train departure and you’re SOL.

I do also question the “safety” aspect. I’m pretty sure both trains and planes have extremely high safety rates, and are pretty much on par with each other.

Also… why is “on the ground” a bullet point? You’re on the ground 99.9% of your life, you telling me it’s not cool as shit to be flying through the air?

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[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Parking is cheaper No TSA fingering your asshole Tickets are cheaper Safer travel On the ground Can take the next train if late

These aren't (completely) true where I live, it's still more convenient to take a plane or even drive to go to another major city 500-600km away, which is ridiculous specially considering that it's consistently ranked among the best high speed rail systems in the world.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, but i can get shit faced at the airport and on the plane, but i do that in a train and people start throwing coins at me

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

More evidence Britain's the best country in the world.

Drinking on the train to go somewhere sporting, night out. Is a time honoured tradition. Wouldn't change that for all the Trumps in the world.

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[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Crackheads will steal the copper from the rail and cause a 30 car derailment.

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In case this is real: you realize that trains already exist, right? Crackheads don't "steal the copper from the rail", in part because the rails don't have copper (they're made of steel, the copper is in the overhead line), and in part because the rails are giant continuously-welded steel rails nailed to concrete sleepers; you can't just pick em up and walk off with em.

[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nearly the entire northern half of california lost internet a few years back because crackheads decided to try and steal fiberoptic cable, which is made of glass, so dont question the dedication to debauchery of the american crackhead.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can Boeing make a train? Just wondering if I should look out for occasional flying safety exist door while watching trains go by.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they do make trains, but like so badly they just accidentally take off (for an uncontrolled amount of time).

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