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Anon spectates a slap fight (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>9th grade
>Get first boyfriend
>He wants me to meet his friends
>okay.jpg 
>Halfway to his friends house he tells me, "I dunno if I should have brought you. 
We usually don't allow girls to hang out with us."
>wat
>Meet his friends, they're playing games and everyone seems normal and okay
>Gameplay gets rowdy
>Suddenly dude who won takes out his erect dick and tries to 
shove it into the loser dude's mouth
>wat
>10 minutes later, dickfight
>Winning dude is poking other dudes in the back of their pants with his bare cock
>Quiet dude is kind of secretly stroking his
>Other dudes are either slapping their cocks on someone else or 
slapping someone else's cock
>Ask boyfriend if this is normal
>It is
>wat
Apparently, they were being calmer than usual because I was there
>mfw
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[–] dner@ani.social 3 points 7 months ago


>be me
>expand low-res image with lot of text
>read it
>open comment thread
>see alt text of text in image
>mfw

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look, every guy out there has either shoved his cock into his friends' mouths, or shoved his in theirs, after a big win.

That's just how it is. You take the dick in the mouth, you fondle the balls, stick a finger up their ass, swallow the jizz then pwn them next round. That's what being a guy is all about. Girls just don't understand

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

I mean god forbid boys have fun