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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 1 points 8 months ago

I absolutely hate this, but can't deny that it's accurate

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don't know the difference.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

they'd be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.

look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, "we want to tell our own story in this setting" then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 8 months ago

"Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago