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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possessed by the ghosts of the night's watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He should do some cocaine about it.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

[–] brey1013@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's almost as if she doesn't care about their safety!

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say "It's not you, it's the lantern" and leave, knowing when it's all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's clearly working. You don't post on r/relationship_advice unless you're happy to be told that your relationship is doomed and you should split up.

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In brightest day, in blackest night…

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

... no evil shall escape my sight...

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

This is the first warehouse 13 reference I've ever seen in the wild.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: he's sleepwalking

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

This guy watched that TechnologyConnections video trilogy on lanterns, 100%.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly's lamp in a few hundred years.

Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend's name is Crusher? We need more Data.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

And I think the way you like.

[–] atthecoast@feddit.nl -1 points 1 year ago

I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!