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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Possessed by the ghosts of the night's watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

He should do some cocaine about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's almost as if she doesn't care about their safety!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say "It's not you, it's the lantern" and leave, knowing when it's all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This guy watched that TechnologyConnections video trilogy on lanterns, 100%.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Plot twist: he's sleepwalking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In brightest day, in blackest night…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

... no evil shall escape my sight...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly's lamp in a few hundred years.

Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend's name is Crusher? We need more Data.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And I think the way you like.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!