Water is a chemical and crop dusters do actually dump other substances from aircraft. So, in a way, chemtrails are real. Just not in the way the conspiracy dumbasses think.
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So what you're saying is, the law's already working?
That reminds me of my favorite rock that prevents tiger attacks. I've had it with me for years and it works perfectly. Yet, whenever I bring it up, people make fun of me.
Probably because you're making references to a ~30 year old episode of a cartoon, as if it's your own joke.
I remember that scene from an episode, too. Just not which episode it is. Pre season 10 I think?
STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS
I would suggest stop voting completely. Use non aggression principles, have a lot of guns for self defense. Stop paying involuntarily extortions/taxes to the criminal organization. The largest criminals organization (the government) won't stop spending and getting further in debt. And taxes will increase further until UBI arrives. 😂
Not voting is the reason you guys are in that mess down there.
Yeah, that's a lot of dumb ideas. Not paying taxes puts me in prison... all the rest of that goes out the fucking window after that. Your plan sucks.
Quick, somebody tell these politicians about a highly addicting and dangerous chemical known as Dihydrogen monoxide with a kill rate of 100%. Ban DHMO! Save America!
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Yes, every terrorist in the history of mankind consumed DHMO! Ban this stuff immediately! ~/s~
… this article is kinda shit.
Says 8 states but doesn’t tell you which ones, just that Tennessee and Florida are 2 of them.
Says 8, tells us 2.
WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POINT AT AND LAUGH???
It probably isn't hard to extrapolate what the other 6 states are if you know that Tennessee and Florida are 2 of the 8.
We live in a post-reality political climate.
Conservatism was never a part of reality. The Dems just decided to join them in lala-land, and apparently the voters too...
Conservatism is just reactionary post modernism, nothing is real but their personal visceral reaction to some event, and historical events themselves are given innate mystical properties such as things "existing in a vacuum", and the lovely "its just natural" analysis. Democrats are just really good slow walking reformists owned by capital interest.
All forms of condensation must be exterminated!
Anyway, the reason they want to push bullshit laws is that bullshit laws can be used to punished whomever they like precisely because they are not founded in reality.
Next:they want to outlaw the moon.
They'll outlaw fake landings on the moon. Lol
If it wasn't so sad it'd be hilarious that all these states are banning imaginary ways to control the weather while at the same time gutting the EPA and air population controls, so real ways to influence the weather.
And it's not the onion.
Stop fucking flying so much then. You could always put those planes on the ground, on tracks. Imagine that.
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