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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dont lick your finger, the veggies get sprayed with water. Wet your finger with the clean water and the bag will open for you. Just like everything else in this life: Its better when its wetter.

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except paper bags and toilet paper before you wipe

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A duvet that hasn't been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear god. I'm going to have a nightmare about that tonight I think. Just the weird awkward weight...the odd humidity nearby...the impending thought of mildew...

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 week ago

You people just creeped me out. Like, I was going to close the page.
Nearly too much internet for a sec there.
I got over it.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

And toilet seats.

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You can also just breath onto the bag too. Just enough to get the condensation to lightly form and it does the same thing. Although I also just grab a drop of water that’s on the produce container where it sprays sometimes.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'd proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I've ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

Actually we mostly use paper bags in our stores now, because they're in a well integrated system where they can get recycled into something else.

That said, nets are a good idea which works every time you bring them. Which isn't often.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

You remember while walking out of the front door, but tell yourself it's too much effort to go back and get them, only to regret forgetting them and not going back for them while it was easy right?

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

FYI, reusable produce bags exist!

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.

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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] graycube@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually wet the tip and rub it over and over until it comes.

Usually get some looks at the store but it works 100% of the time.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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[–] PangurBan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The struggle is real.

...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

When masks were mandatory, I couldn't do this and tried for over a minute to open the damn bag.

I found that if I start with the cold vegetable, I could use their moisture to wet my fingers.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

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[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Hold the middle of the side that is supposed to open between your pointer finger and thumb and slide them in opposite directions. It almost always works for me :D

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

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[–] brap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys put all the fresh stuff in plastic bags? Why not just straight into the shopping bag?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I keep wondering when I last used a plastic bag. These days it's either prepackaged, directly in the shopping bag or a paper bag.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it costs by the pound and you want to make it easy to weigh all vegetables together

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I aggressively rub the side that's meant to open between my fingers and typically that opens it a bit, and from there you just try to separate that while doing the bag open wave.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would like to see more comments that start with the words "I aggressively rub".

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you're praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you've just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn't work, then you're holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Most of the produce bags here have handles. I found that the meeting place where the "handle" meets the "bag" to be the easiest spot to separate. I just rub the bag between my fingers in that area and usually it only takes a single rub for it to separate.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Bring your own reusable bag.

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lick a finger a little and it'll open effortlessly.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But I've used that to scratch between my cheeks...

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cats: don't you lick there too?

I'm not sure I can bring my cat to the store to help me open these bags sorry

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If ya clean the trench proper, ya aint gotta dig in the mud later.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same with trying to peel double-sided tape

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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The plastic bag is folded on the sides. I have much more success if I start by pulling there, than attacking the opening directly. Hard to explain but you'll figure it out.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have zero issue opening these bags but for some reason my mom and siblings really struggle.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Woah look at hr.reasonablymoisthands over here!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I was at my local walmart today...

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