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[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 hours ago

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 13 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 7 points 10 hours ago

Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 31 points 17 hours ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 15 hours ago

Socialism in a nutshell:

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 35 points 19 hours ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 40 points 21 hours ago

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 64 points 1 day ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 19 points 20 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

He has eyes everywhere