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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

What? What?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bannanna. With extra nnnnn's. Bannnannna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

@Banana@sh.itjust.works I may need your help here.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Good job on making an INTERNET MOMENT

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Couldn't have done it without you πŸ₯Ή

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That sounded kinda funny. Like an echo ... wait ... did you say anything ... hmm. Oh, look at that wall. Boy, that is somethin. These are good mushrooms.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Thanks! I stayed up a bit late and laughed with other morons on the internet. Not a bad deal.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 hours ago

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 13 points 17 hours ago
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he's a sponge, wouldn't his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 14 points 23 hours ago

Next you're telling me his name is Bob...

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well where I live he's Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Here he's just Bob the sponge. He can be the shape he wants and dress however he fancies.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

sponges float tho

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago

I can't believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🀯

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 hours ago

Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 9 points 1 day ago

Wait, when they say "Bob SquarePants" they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you're reading into the lyrics too much

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

In the next line, he says β€œObnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I believe it's best expressed through song

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 23 hours ago

Strangely, that didn't seem to help...

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spongebob canonically a swinger.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...

He's a tampon.

Sandy cheeks....

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