don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad
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Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
Bragging is lower-class behavior
"What a horrible financial decision"
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
Ok, and what's your question?
I couldn't care less.
"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"
Cool story bro
What time is it?
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This isn't a car
neet
“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
Cool. Anyway...
I don't have a car
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
I think I made the better choice.
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
I eat them.
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"
"Oh that's cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?"
But can it djent?
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
So you like to waste money?