I'm fucking dying laughing at this shitshow from another country.
YOU COULDN'T FUCKING WRITE THIS SHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You could write that in a tv show and people would say it's funny but too far fetched. Look at american movies and tv shows. The preside t is a smart, grey haired dude who has everything under control. I wonder if there will ever be a movie with an obese president who can't read and shits his pants.
It could be a 2 minute SNL skit. But you're not getting a whole show out of this.
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Well, there was that time a fat meth addict betrayed one of the billionaires/rivals that made him Fuhrer.
This is, without a doubt, the best idea Steve Bannon has ever had.
That's true but we know he's lying and even though they say Musk is totally gone, Don't believe it so quickly. He's too rich, too powerful, and they want his money too much.
We know that they want to distance themselves from him in the newspapers, but we don't know anything else.
Let's not give that fucking cunt any credit. He's still only motivated by his own malevolent self-interest.
All 3 pillars of MAGA are pointing the finger at each other and it's hilarious
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White genocide confirmed??!
Imagine spending $250m dollars to get deported. It would be awesome if he was sent back to South Africa.
That's a funny way to spell El Salvador.
The rules don't apply to the ultra rich. Even the horrifying rules.
Unfortunately.
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EDIT: No idea why the other poster deleted it, but it's too good to not put back up:
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On one hand, this would be hilarious. On the other hand, the affirmation Trump would get out of exercising that kind of power over the richest man in history would be terrifying.
I dunno. For once it would show that money won't shield you from the law.
Did you forget about trump that fast? It's just about who you pay.
Best outcome is Musk hires a fleet of lawyers who convince the supremes to limit presidential power.
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Uh oh, the Epstein shit is scaring people. I wonder who else is on those lists?
Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Invested $40 Million in a Company Co-Founded by Peter Thiel
Oh, how I would love to see Peter Thiel sent to prison.
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