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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 points 9 months ago

I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."

[–] EndofLife@feddit.org 1 points 9 months ago

It's a riddle. It was made of ice.

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Must have been the wind

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anon needs to go to a hospital soon

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

but sadly, Anon is American

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

The worst condition of them all.