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[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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[–] hefejefe@lemm.ee 39 points 3 days ago (7 children)
[–] proti@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goodness me that is unsettling

[–] FippleStone@aussie.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Anime ain't right

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (4 children)

“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

It would get a few clicks i reckon

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[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wat?

Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please don't do a blinded experiment

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 3 days ago

Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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