Ask

"Uh"

"Why not a spicy blend of both?" when asked a this or that question.

If you don’t have an answer, try this one simple trick! Having kids! They’ll repeat all the dumb shit you say that you had no idea you were saying.

Any time something falls to the floor, rolls under a couch, etc., especially dice: "Well, that's gone forever."

I say brilliant, fucking brilliant and do you know what I mean far too much

I'm a fucking parrot. I find shiny words and wear them out.

I've been on a cool beans kick lately.

Also, a motherfucker kick, when I'm ranting. It's just so satisfying.

Tbh, other than Samuel L Jackson, I may be the motherfuckeringest motherfucker on the planet.

Perchance

Fuck the fuck offsky.....i say it when masters students come and see me.

I think my catchphrase has to be: "To be honest, I just cannot be arsed"

Ope

Every Norwegians catchphrase: ikke sant

Putain

Like, I think I say "like" quite a bit. And I've noticed that I use "awesome" quite a lot. And "personally" when I'm giving my opinion about something, especially typing on a platform like this, I sometimes need to reword my shit to avoid frequent use of "personally" lol. Also, for some reason this stuck in my mind, according to a word cloud on Reddit a while ago, one of my most frequently used words of all is "people".

Other than that, I say "what the fuck" to myself fairly often while reading the news these days. And I think "holy shit" is also up there "awesome" for me.

Edit: oh I think I also say something like "know what I mean?" quite a lot too.

Edit 2: also "I mean". I mean, seriously.

Fuck nuggets

"Different strokes for different folks!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯