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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tbf, these spellings make more sense than the actual spelling. How tf is Lasagna pronounced lasanya? Fuck you romance languages.

[–] andscape@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bold of an English speaker to accuse any other language of unpredictable spelling...

Funnily, Italian is almost completely phonemic, meaning it's trivial to both spell and read words if you know the rules. English can only dream of that.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As an Italian, it took me a while to understand things like spelling competitions in American movies...

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

As a Hungarian, me too. We spell everything exactly as we write it.

Edit: the reply is right, of course we pronounce everything as we write it.

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I, uh... um, yeah. I would hope that you do. (I assume you mean you spell exactly as you speak lol)

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Personally, I think it's really entertaining to say la-sag-na and see who cringes

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My dad used to say ghoti is pronounced fish.

GH as in rough

O as in women

TI as in ration

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

... Or it's completely silent. Like, the whole word.

GH as in although

O as in people

T as in ballet

I as in business