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Japan’s agriculture minister has resigned after saying he never buys rice because he gets it free, a remark that drew public fury in a country facing soaring food prices.

Taku Etō’s resignation has added to pressure on the prime minister, Shigeru Ishiba, whose failure to rein in soaring rice prices and address a wider cost of living crisis has angered voters ahead of upper house elections in July.

“Just now I submitted my resignation to prime minister Ishiba,” Etō told reporters at the prime minister’s office.

Etō had faced calls for his resignation after claiming that he never had to buy rice, relying instead on gifts from supporters.

Etō had initially sympathised with the “hardship” felt by consumers after the government released about 300,000 tons of rice from emergency stockpiles earlier this year in the hope of bringing down prices. But speaking at a fundraiser last weekend, Etō said he had “never bought rice myself because my supporters donate so much to me that I can practically sell it”.

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[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Free rice, not ok Free jumbo jets, all good

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

An educated populace that values propriety and honor, understands how to identify corruption and hold its leaders to account: Japan

A system that has systematically devalued education at every opportunity, run by seditious con-men, nazis, and apocalyptic cultists: USA

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 30 points 8 hours ago

Meanwhile in the states, MAGAs thank their Party for robbing them. #SAD

[–] Envy@fedia.io 49 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Our president didnt know what groceries were and the idiots are still cheering him on. Tradesies?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

It's computer 😎

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Such a cool word, gro-ceries

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

People who bought things in bulk (also known as buying in gross) to subdivide and sell in smaller portions, became known as grossers, and eventually grocers. Eventually, the word "grocery" came to mean the actual goods sold by grocers.

Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/grocery-store-word-origin

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

It's old-fashioned.

[–] Glent@lemmy.ca 59 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Politicians capable of shame? How novel.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 6 hours ago

Shame culture vs guilt culture

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So nice to see politicians that immediately resign when doing dumb shit. I know some other countries that could use some of that

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at you, German Ministers of Transport. To be fair, along the major fuckups they do their job to siphon off as much money as possible to build roads in bavaria.

[–] pdqcp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

And it's not like we need more roads, we already have more than enough. We actually need better alternatives instead of depending solely on cars

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 30 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Interesting that nearly all the press in the thumbnail are holding phones. Or maybe I've just never seen people surrounded by press this decade.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I feel like I've mostly seen small clip-on mics in the US, though probably still plugged into phones. Wired more often than wireless. Even taped to podiums. Definitely not as many of the big mics with channel billboards.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Many of what I see in the photo are field audio recorders, though phones are for sure in use there as well.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Even if you eat rice for every meal and are feeding a family, that's got to be what, $250 a year?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It's more of a "Minister of agriculture doesn't even know price of rice yet takes decisions for it." It is bad when you think about it.

But damn he actually resigned. People criticized him and he took responsibility. Damn you Japan for giving me politician dysmorphia.

Also read the article and apparently his wife buys the rice lmao.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Lmfao at the last bit

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago

"Let them eat rice cakes"