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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 hour ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Not any kind of war I'd want to be a part of, anyway.

I'm joking, of course. War is stupid.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^and^ ^kindly^ ^ask^ ^for^ ^the^ ^link.^

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 91 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How far did you take it, you two married yet?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 1 hour ago

Fucking weakling

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The booty shorts for running are the best

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think you mean Ranger panties

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

In the Marine Corps we called them "silkies" they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 13 hours ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 123 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor's kink.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.

That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.

Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Well, first, you gotta join the military.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Eating ass is someone's personal Vietnam.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And my personal moon landing

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Not Uranus?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

They must be doing it wrong

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 28 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 20 points 14 hours ago

Tactical combat human centipede!

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 12 points 14 hours ago

This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh boy ..... HumancentiPad .... the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

The forehead wrinkles say "nope".

[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 15 hours ago

Is this… real?!

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 37 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh these pushups 😅

The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 34 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Why? Wouldn't you gain a third limb to push up with?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 7 points 15 hours ago

This had better not awaken something in me

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Sfer fukin rown kerners

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

peace and love on planet earth <3

[–] Kentifer@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Is there anything that's worth more?

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 14 hours ago

Classic Diaz

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

Let's just hope nobody farts.

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top...

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

His eyes and forehead wrinkles tell the whole story.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Fuck. That. Noise.