"Nobody has to know everything", "avoid unnecessary judgement ", "Have a good time, only you can control that", "uncertainty is the only thing that is certain". Pick your favorite I have more.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Have a good time, only you can control that"

I like this one.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't be a dick.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Oops"

[–] LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al 3 points 2 weeks ago

Haha best one here

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Learn more useless math, someday it'll be useful somehow

Historically this seems to be the case

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm not worried about it".

If you have a problem, you can either fix it or you can't. If you can fix it, fix it, problem gone. If you can't fix it, worrying just gives you an additional problem.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I'm older I can only manage one of those :/

[–] ReducedArc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you wait till the last minute.. then it only takes a minute.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can't fix it? Fuck it!

[–] crewman_princess@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't be cool, be good.

[–] cebolla@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

I legit had to tell this to my gal who was always trying to be cool and getting fucked up over it. I said "don't try to be cool for some asshole. Just be good!" I shit you not.

[–] dcatdemon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Life is a balance between spontaneity and regret.

[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do what comes easy.*

*That’s career advice. If you do what you love for money, you will soon hate it.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Life is a joke of cosmic proportions."

Suffering exists just because. People who don't deserve it live lives of comfort and decadence. There's no rhyme or reason to life. And the punchline isn't even apparent to any of us.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm a problem-solver."

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Live like a dog: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away

[–] cebolla@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I was joking, but it's "fuckit bucket."