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[–] elvith@feddit.org 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, that's the number to the emergency services too!

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Really easy to remember…

Or whatever he said.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (4 children)

bruh... all of the numbers are on the back now

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what's on the front won't he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. https://xkcd.com/2677/

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My main credit card doesn't have any numbers on the back… or the front.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just no numbers? How do you use it for online transactions?

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The card has numbers, they just aren’t printed on it. You can access (and change them) from the phone / computer.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm intrigued. So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

What bank? I like the idea of "no numbers"

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

Yes.

What bank? I like the idea of "no numbers"

Mine is Goldman Sachs (Apple Card), but other banks offer it too now, including some big ones like Chase.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Not on my cards

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

4580515834270126 12/31 653

Oh man! How do I pronounce this?

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

About like you'd pronounce Æ A-12

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

4422 8866 7654 2468 12/34 001

Is this also my stripper name?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

No, that's your mother's maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

4111 1111 1111 1111 0126 123

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago
[–] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Found the dev.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't steal my money if I am also broke.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

That's why we asked for your credit card not your debit card

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

grapes

No, just petty theft and indecent exposure

[–] julysfire@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's so cool!

hunter2

What do you see?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It says Ilovecocks if I read it right

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i don't have a credit card, is debit card OK? :(

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know, if I used something like privacy.com I'd just go ahead and create a single-use card with like $2 allowance and see what happens.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

6011 0009 9154 3426 12/25 123

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

Discover Card, Nice!

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 10 months ago

qWacky missed opportunity

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

7279 7869 8980 7984 04 2026 024 HONEYPOT

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Polly waddle I think

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

55-55, 5....5

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Password 1 2 3 4

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