Don't worry, LifeLock will protect you.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Nice!
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!
That's so cool!
hunter2
What do you see?
It says Ilovecocks if I read it right
Is that your password
All I see is **********!
i don't have a credit card, is debit card OK? :(
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
What a coincidence, that's the number to the emergency services too!
Really easy to remember…
Or whatever he said.
Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.
See that's your silly goose name! It's the following meme.
Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.
All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.
Polly waddle I think
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Oh man! How do I pronounce this?
About like you'd pronounce Æ A-12
It's pronounced "Ough".
Thanks!
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Is this also my stripper name?
No, that's your mother's maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!
bruh... all of the numbers are on the back now
Not on my cards
Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what's on the front won't he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. https://xkcd.com/2677/
My main credit card doesn't have any numbers on the back… or the front.
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Awwwww how cute!
Discover Card, Nice!
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Decent
Found the dev.
You know, if I used something like privacy.com I'd just go ahead and create a single-use card with like $2 allowance and see what happens.
"FBI OPEN UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR..."
checks notes
"...funding terrorist activity in the amount of 2 dollars?!? 🤔"
YOU WON A FREE TRIP TO EITHER LIBYA OR EL SALVADOR! The fun part is guessing which one, or how long it will take everyone you ever knew to morn your passing... OVER A SEA!!! Good luck Sardaukar!
Better memorize the north star
Crap, I can't see it and have no idea what it looks like from south of LA... like serious PITA to setup a telescope without it.
Can't steal my money if I am also broke.
That's why we asked for your credit card not your debit card
grapes
No, just petty theft and indecent exposure
Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right
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qWacky missed opportunity
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