this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who tried to tap on the picture?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It goes: zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine goes: zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out.

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Mine goes: open the image,

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Sigh... no.

[–] gregor 2 points 1 year ago

I regret to inform you that you are not

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] thomcat@midwest.social 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

can't even post a picture without the woke mob calling you a spigot smdh

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Spigots are for Mountain Dew.

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Spigot on your screen

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

cool, now i got a fingerprint on my monitor

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Tap” is being used as a noun here. It took me a bit to get it.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh. Well, that was anti-climatic.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Same. It just minimizes and maximizes the image on my phone. Lol.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Big this is not a pipe energy

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Good one. However, upon closer inspection it holds no water

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Shit not working, gonna have to call a plumber

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Dad is that you? Did you get your cigarettes yet? It's been 15 years....

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I don't like how the left rectangle has pointy edges and the rest of the graphic has curved edges.

What kind of monster would do this...

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nope raises hand

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ok now what

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago
[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago