Bonus letter to a judge. 
"i" am dumber for having read this
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn't have anything to do with America so I don't know what's going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that's standard issue crazy.
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
Dear "judge,"
"i" order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
"i"
Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can't enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge's letter? That's quite a distinctive name.
But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?
I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.
The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.
Like I said the other day, you're not really on Ken M's level.
I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.
It's not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.
But she never shows her feet.
You clearly didn't see Barbie.
I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.
I really think @[email protected] needs to weigh in on this.
NO
NO FEET PICS
NO
She could post a picture with her stepping in three pounds of raw beef mince to really settle it.
That’s obviously someone sitting in the seat beside her.
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?