this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

He doesn't have the braincell currently.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I grossly overestimate my habilities"

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"...and underestimate my weight"

[–] SquigleySquirel@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That cat needs to lose some serious weight!

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe the camera adds 10 pounds, which matters more when you are only 10 to begin with

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

"Don't take a picture of me"

Takes a picture anyway

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Catdolf: "Fly, you fools!"

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl, my first association with "Catdolf" was not LotR.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Vas is ze meaning of zis?!

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My adopted orange gets himself into a similar pickle. Turns out the poor little baby has arthritis. And maybe more. Still awaiting all his blood test results.... Make him a ramp, or something. My cat trees have all sorts of added boards connecting to book cases and built in cupboards, and limit how high he has to jump It's not pretty, but I don't care. It widens his world and gives him places to retreat to in peace.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago

There is a ramp, or something. It just happens to be on the other side.

The problem here is clearly neurological (i.e., it's some other orange cat's turn with the neuron).

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

This is why you have sharp claws and rabbit feet, sweetheart.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago

Oof, he's a bit of a chonk. They need ton get him one of those wheels and a laser pointer.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what child? I only see a cat?

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

so then this post was written by a cat?

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Found the unempathic, non cat owner.....

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

no i love cats but i hate children

calling your cat your child is weird but you do you i guess

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Cats are awesome.

People who pretend their pets are their children are awful.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

it was written in the perspective of the cat