crop so bad that half of the village starved to death
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Funniest comment I've seen this week
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Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.
Beware of the pixel tariffs
Don’t give the wrong people ideas.
These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me "Sir, but pixies aren't real." THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don't know, doesn't matter.
There's two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.
Because of shrinkflation it's now the size of a thimble.
There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI
Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.
OP why would you post such a terrible image?
I think you have to keep images under 100K on Lemmy
Now THATS a shit post
They didn't seem to mind. 🤷🏻♂️
A.k.a. solidarity.
Me, when I have to hare a cup because of the avages of communism
In capitalism, you don't even get the cup
I get it. With Cup+, I get all my cup needs* fulfilled for only 19.95 a month!
*Limited to one cup at a time, revokable at any moment. You are not purchasing a cup, only the license to use it.
**by subscribing to the service, you agree to the user agreement, which states that you can't hold us liable for any damages.
In capitalism, you get a bad crop
Guess we're not sharing letters.
Interesting claim of him.
You see, I don't know how difficult it is to find CP as I don't look for cp. If he knows that it is getting more difficult to find CP, he needs a reference to which he compares it.
Why is Jordan Peterson regularly looking for cp on Twitter?
Idk. He gives me weird vibes.
For anyone who wants a non-shit version
Perfect community post
Is there a Lemmy function to block keywords?
I have never seen a conversation that was made better by this guy being a part of it. Even takedown videos make me feel like the other guy should have better things to do.
Edit: I know it probably wouldn't have saved me from this post, but figured I'd ask while it was on my mind.
There was another post about this a while ago. It depends on what app you use.
Client dependent. I use Thunder (on android) and make use of keyword filters extensively.
Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!
"Four Girls Finger Paint" was an equal, not a sequel
It's like when Joe Rogan believed that the boxing match from Creator Clash was literally a father beating the shit out of his son lol
Джордан Петерсон
One day, this meme will die and I will never associate "2 X 1 Y" with the image of a girl eating poop like ice cream freash from the source.
Also, "1 X 1 Y" still haunts me. What a waste of a good jar.
You're right, but that may be long after we're gone, my friend
And the poor men, they’re strapped to tables and their seed harvested against their will for nefarious deeds!
So you think the two "actresses" in that legendary video know they're famous?
It was a trailer for a porn site so yea probably.