this guy kicks ass
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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"Frig off, Debrah!"
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
he's proud of that belly
I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.
The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.
well he won't live like that for long
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Or just one big one
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As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross
as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx
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As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat
He may have some liver fat
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
He could be into inflation play.
Don't kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made
I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.
I'll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn't be subjected to this.
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clearly he's completely over her
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
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I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
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well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...
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It'll still somehow be Biden's fault
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You hear that ladies? He is single.
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
He already said he was a trucker.
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
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Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you're going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you're exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we've adopted just isn't healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
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There's my prince!
It should say, I drive truck
He is the truck
🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!
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