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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hard to say. It's 1 or 3.

2 has an annoying bulbous handle that upsets the balance and the tines take up too much of the fork space, leaving too little room for the little shovel bit at the back that can hold things that might fall through the tines a bit better,

5 is an utter nightmare of awful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i only eat spoons, they taste better

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Also team 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

2, but I feel like none is good enough. Or sturdy enough. I need 2, but thicker body

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

5 is an IKEA fork

Source: I have an IKEA fork

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

2 but 3 would do as a second tier choice if 2 was dirty.

Also whoever said the tines of 2 and the handle of 5 is correct.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

2, 5 if there are no clean 2s

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
  1. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don't want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don't get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

2, obviously

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago
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