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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, that's a things that's happening now

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

THIS IS AFWUL I WANT THE (non addictive, as per the Meditech Insight(TM) study) DRUGS GIMME MY FUCKING STIMS ALREADY WTF

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Shitposting aside, I just discovered that writing "(TM)" is automatically translated by Lemmy to "(TM)", and as far as I know it's not a standard Markdown feature

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Not on Sync, either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Not on voyager

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not on the Thunder app. Might be your interface.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Not on Jerboa either, I guess it's just the web interface

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I guess I wasn’t really feeling fighting boring squids again tonight anyways

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not played for a while I assume the war is going too well in earth's favour and this is a slow down tactic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hmmmm, this implies there are times where the war is not going well, sounds like dissidence to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Helldivers are the crown jewel of democracy, the last line of defenSe against tyranny, communism and whatever is not democracy.

A Helldiver is a selfless hero.

Can you really call yourself a Helldiver, if you would rather waste 2.11 pints of [actual pure heroin], costing 2.78 SC (adjusted for inflation) of tax-payer labor, rather than being sympathic to our righteous war effort and saving the Permacure-provided stimulant injector for absolute times of need?

Expect a private message from an administrator of this Lemmy instance within the next 90 to 120 days depending on international policy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Side effects include may include but are not limited to

  • Dry mouth
  • Euphoric patriotism
  • Excessive salivation
  • Itchy trigger finger
  • an excess of want to spread managed democracy
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Partially canonical Nature Of Predators lore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stem pistol to the rescue!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I'm not even kidding here, but my username is "Stimgun Main"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Med-Kit perk goes feeeeellllsss goooooooooooood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

average double-edge sickle user:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

OUT OF STIMS!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Looks like im taking medic suit and a backpack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago