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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Helldivers are the crown jewel of democracy, the last line of defenSe against tyranny, communism and whatever is not democracy.

A Helldiver is a selfless hero.

Can you really call yourself a Helldiver, if you would rather waste 2.11 pints of [actual pure heroin], costing 2.78 SC (adjusted for inflation) of tax-payer labor, rather than being sympathic to our righteous war effort and saving the Permacure-provided stimulant injector for absolute times of need?

Expect a private message from an administrator of this Lemmy instance within the next 90 to 120 days depending on international policy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Side effects include may include but are not limited to

  • Dry mouth
  • Euphoric patriotism
  • Excessive salivation
  • Itchy trigger finger
  • an excess of want to spread managed democracy