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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Goldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days! (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah, East India Company, but illegal.

Count me in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Somali pirates are more honest than most (all?) US oligarchs.

I will speculate that they don't pretend what they do is some sort of metaphysical journey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

seed funding has already begun, we accept bank wires and Bitcoin. let's get this transaction done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I pay in iTunes gift cards?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Only in Nigerian itunes gift cards. and you have to pay the storage fee on the gold.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Follow my Instagram for more hot investing tips, along with Singles near you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This, but the Singles aren't even dollar bills, but slices of cheese

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Look at me. I'm the bull market now.