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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Trippin I love me some boneless wings

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It's not gay if you're on top- heir to the Romans Stalin

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (33 children)

Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.

And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

since every right-winger is a parody on some level

Poe's Law, but inverse?

We also need something like a Poe's Law part two: send Trumpet into exile. Let a man have hope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” – Tywin Lannister to a furious Joffrey Baratheon in front of his small council.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Tenders - yes Tendies - no

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's the other way around.

X is a "if you build it, they will come" situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.

I got a good laugh out of this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not "manly". You have to chew the bones, like an "alpha wolf" or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It's small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

GOTTEM!

But seriously, it's like chicken wings, without the bones. I'd not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn't say when they arrived here for sure though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One step above nuggets if you're lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's nice that they microwave your food for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would you eat them if they were called "Buffalo Nuggets"? Sounds like poop to me. "Buffalo Tenders" isn't much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don't have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there's no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.

Nick Adams seems to think that capitalists should eat with their hands and chew meat directly from the bones of an animal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's important to know one's boundaries!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well a court ruled boneless wings do not actually have to be boneless l, so..... 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I don't think that's the true ending. I think we can take this even further

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