Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'

Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.

Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?

Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.

Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.

I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?

Meme accelerationism

Uhhhh, Google him

Horrifically not satire

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."