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[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It really cuts my gears into pieces reading posts like this where people just take things without checking. My last resort is to go search if its true.

IDGAF if it looks like penis, the Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.

So "longwings"

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So... Biggus diccus?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Long penis go burrrrr

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Winged? Where's my flamethrower

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arent most cockroaches winged?

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying it's going to be have to be napalm

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never learned kung fu as fast as I have the times that a giant cockroach has made its appearance on my lanai.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Idk why but this sounds like a plausible Golden Girls reference.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

flapping in the wind

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I've said it before and I'm saying it again...

You're holding a roach.

Stop that.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]

Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

alright did it masel

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Need to end the string with a null character

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Heh, yeah, it does xD

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

"The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach."

"What the fuck? This guy's outta his mind... A joint roach doesn't look anything like a fucking cockroach!"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

You feel like you're going to have a...good time?