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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That teddy must have seen some pretty messed up shit!!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wait until the inevitable time that the Donvict turns on you, Veep Creep, and his sycophantic crowd chants for your demise. This is donOLD Term 2.0 after all.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Making him tariff czar is phase one of Trump distancing himself from tariffs and making JD the fall guy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

oh thank gods i can't wait to be done with the tariffs

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn, that’s just tariffble.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

tariffying?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I wasn't so sure Trump actually thinks the tariffs are great and popular, I'd say he's trying to sabotage Vance's presidential aspirations in the event Trump can't hold office. That'd be pretty smart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Only if he thinks Vance or someone who stands to benefit from Vance's advancement is plotting against him. However, there's a line of succession of terrible people. He can't tarnish the "good names" of all of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fine take my upvote...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

The eye liner is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

And yet it would be his sweet respite

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump's trying to shift the blame and hate for the tariffs onto Vance now? JFC I get stoned and stop posting attention for ONE DAY and the Orange Jackass finds another way to shift his own ruination onto somebody else. It'll work on the right, too, because their propaganda mill will tell their base it's all Vance's fault, and those people will believe almost anything.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They fell for Haitians eating cats and dogs. You can remove the almost.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Sell your soul to the devil, don't be surprised if you get pitchforked up the ass

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad is up in arms about the trophy. Growing up in Ohio, the buckeyes are love, the buckeyes are life. Or some shit like that I could care less.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could care less

So you do care?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean I did when I was a kid I guess...

Listen it's a form of speech, and a good devildriver song.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're pointing out that you wrote it wrong: it's "couldn't care less."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The state plant of Ohio, it has a very distinct seed (about the size of a walnut with a light spot on top) and its the namesake of half the sports teams from the state.

You can also make confectionaries that look like the (DYI Resses peanutbutter cups) and they are fuckin delicious, PM me if you want the recipie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's the eye on top of a pyramid in US $1 bills

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

A dirty anus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very nice, but I don't think that's his couch face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the couch asked to just cuddle......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He doesn't seem to be the kind of man to care much about consent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"You didn't say thank you! No! You never said thank you!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

James Donald Bowman is a human formed piece of excrement and deserves every bad day life can throw at him.

And I will deadname him in every thread I can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait, that jackass's second name is Donald and he isnt claiming that for extra MAGA cred?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No it reminds him off his daddy, who was a piece of human trash like him.

Which is ironic as he's now cucking for another piece of trash with the name of Donald.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I thought his full name was Jorkin Dapeenus Vance?