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Who hasn't had a wild night out like this once or twice? (lemmy.world)
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Military vehicles generally don’t have keys for ignition. Usually it’s just a button.

Do with this information what you will.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The security system for these vehicles tends to be dudes with guns though.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Only at the main gate usually. The motor pools are unguarded.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i can’t imagine tanks are that intuitive when it comes to driving them

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Driving a tracked vehicle is simple. Driving one well is difficult.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It has two levers, one for the right track, one for the left track. And a brake.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you God bless

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Firetrucks too, so I've been told.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man. This becomes like a philosophical thinking exercise.

Do you steal the tank, and have the GREATEST BAR STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, (with the caveat being that not a single person would ever believe your story)

or

Do you not risk government and military personnel hunting you, stay safe, and just take uber home (with the caveat being that you're a huge pussy who has no exciting bar stories that anybody want to hear)?

Decisions decisions....