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No better way to celebrate the resurrection of our Lord than by not tipping some waitress who makes $3.00/hr.

what do you mean the 20 of us can't sit together without a reservation?

Working at a restaurant right now, on break. Can't wait to deal with all of these lovely people!

I worked in retail for 7 years. Every damn Sunday we would get at least one customer in their Sunday best turn into an impatient, vile, insulting human being towards us because of something in the weekly ad or whatever. I wasn't particularly religious despite attending Catholic school for every grade until high school graduation, but this solidified my loss of faith even more.

Oh, and it was a tiny bit of an influence on me becoming an alcoholic too! Yay!

This church group used to come in sunday afternoons. No reservation. At least 12 people. Separate checks. They'd sit for over an hour and have a meeting with their pastor. None of them tipped or if they did they rounded up to the nearest dollar.

I Can't Believe It's Not The Onion.

Don't forget to condemn the local homeless guy for asking you to spare some change while he also happens to own a cellphone.

Lost my wallet today at a grocery store full of church dressed people. Locked the cards,then saw two usage attempts on two different cards. Of course, maybe it wasn't one of the people who had just came from church...

American way of life.